“385 White” Mid Weight Fleece Hoodie

When I'm out terrorizing the streets on my itty bitty baby bike, I like to cause as much (uncle) Ruckus as possible.

That's why I love this hoodie, with its Black on White design, just helps to really lean into the stereotype...

Let's be honest. Who even reads these Product Features?
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for sustainable manufacturing
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester midweight fleece with 100% cotton face
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, layered silhouette

And the Care instructions... Do you read these either??
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Kinda makes me wanna go over to Dutch Bro's just to order a basic white girl drink, overly tip, and flirt with the baristas.